Christmas Shopping with Kristine and Tony

At Sears...

T: Okay, Nick wants one of these two hammers (points at two).
K: You should get that one (points at one).
T: Why?
K: Because there's only one left. That means it's gotta be good.
(He does end up buying that one)

At Toys R Us:

(Looking at the Pirates themed Lego sets)

K: I had an Island set once.
T: Wasn't that just Pirates?
K: (sputters) NO! It was Island!

later...

K: Are you sure we should get that for Harrison?
T: Yes, that's what he wrote.
K: But, that age is for 7+.
T: Well, that's what he wants!
K: Yes, he is very mature for his age. (No, he's a typical 5 year old).

At Borders:

(Upon seeing a gigantic (seriously, it was like two feet high) book titled "Baby Animals")

T: You would love that.
K: Why?
T: Because it's giant pictures of baby animals
(He was right; I think I didn't stop squealing for five minutes)

--Stinkier, finished with holiday shopping!