Crocs

Okay, I think everyone who knows me knows that I am not a Crocs fan. On little kids, it's cute but on adults, I think they look ridiculous. So, you can see how I was less than thrilled when my mom told me that she bought a pair for my dad. But, she explained that it was because it gets really hot at the dry cleaners during the summer (understandable, and it really does; it feels like a brick oven back there) and they keep his feet cool and ventilated because of the holes. So, I forgave her because I know having hot, sweaty feet (especially during the summer) is the pits.

Anyways, they are a neutral steel gray color and when he was ringing up a customer one day, she said "Oh! I have those same exact Crocs!"

My dad's response?

Gives her a discount coupon for any future dry cleaning service.

*Giggle* Go Dad.

Stinkier.