I Would Make....

A great midwife, according to my officemate and 3rd workwife, Megan.

She explained that it was because she could picture me being very encouraging when a woman was in labor. I would exclaim, "Push, push, you can do it! Almost there!" in a very positive manner.

Probably one of the stranger professions that someone said they could picture me doing. But, I don't mind it so much. It seems more exciting than a librarian, which is what my cousin told me he could see me doing for a career.

Stinkier, out.