1:19PM

At work and so bored. I'm leaving early so I really should be rushing to finish things before I leave, but since it's the weekend before Christmas, all I want to do is sit and read celebrity gossip online. But I told myself, 'Self, you should be productive. Create a blog.' Eh, who am I to argue with the little voices squabbling in my head? They've been very helpful thus far in my life.

Stinkier, over and out.